Missing Heat is found!

H/T:  Elmer from M4GW

In Breaking News today, Trenberth’s missing heat has been found.

Many may recall that Dr. Kevin Trenberth said this in one of the Climategate emails:

“The fact is that we can’t account for the lack of warming at the moment and it is a travesty that we can’t.”

But now we can all rest easy, the world is going to roast and we are all going to die, because the heat has been found and is it hot hot hot!

 The heat was being sucked up by Aerosmith!  Thats right folks, it was not hiding in the Oceans, or hiding in the atmosphere like global warming theory predicts, but the band Aerosmith was sucking it all out.  Check out this poster for confirmation of this:

And yes, as you can all see, this band played a CHEAP TRICK on us all.  They were hiding all that extra heat and now that summer is coming and their tour will commence, its time to start crying.

All attempts were made to contact Dr. Mann and Dr. Trenberth for comment on the finding of the missing heat that they have all been searching for over the last 15 years since the globe stopped heating up, but no comment was made.  The secretary made a comment about something about an elevator and perhaps some love happening , but the cryptic comment was meant to mean “no comment” after all.

In conclusion, the missing heat has been found, the sky is falling, and we are all going to die.  So this summer, go enjoy the Aerosmith concert which brings that missing heat back, because remember, we are all going to die now that we know the missing heat was here all along hiding in the band Aerosmith!  So party on, because it’s the end of the world!

As an end note, In case I have to say it, this post is a joke at the expense of the global warming scientists who tells us the sky is falling in the next “10-20 years” and have been doing so for the last 30 years and have always been wrong, but I do enjoy Aerosmith’s music, so feel free to enjoy it as well this summer with I am sure many more excuses of where the heat is hiding.  I am sure my explanation will make more sense then all of them, so enjoy the summer and have fun rocking if that is what you enjoy.

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